It is so f’ing cold out! Why did we go out tonight! Terrible-life-choice.
Last time A was at Excuses he saw an awesome 80’s throw-back metal show! Full of head-banging and back-to-back guitar playing; every awesome heavy metal cliché that you can think of. That is what we were expecting: dark and smoky and dirty. That is not what we got.
Last time A was at Excuses he saw an awesome 80’s throw-back metal show! Full of head-banging and back-to-back guitar playing; every awesome heavy metal cliché that you can think of. That is what we were expecting: dark and smoky and dirty. That is not what we got.
Being that it was a Monday evening on Hoth, not many people were out and about. We walked in and were able to find seats at the bar immediately. We were greeted by a perky and engaging bartender who had hurt her arm and had it in a sling (tending bar with an arm in a sling is as difficult task as you can imagine). There was a steady stream of regulars in-and-out each who were energetically greeted and fondly fare-welled. You could tell she was a well-liked bartender especially when she had to go change a keg and the whole bar had a good laugh about how everyone wanted to help her because she was hurt. It was a prime example of how a good bartender can go a long way to creating a comfortable environment.
This bar has great kitsch. Little things are all over that catch your eye and make you smile: a self-made PBR mini-fridge, a leg-lamp standing on a leg table, a “suck my d*ck” box (no clue what that is, but hopefully it involves a shark), and a pretty cool Excuses t-shirt. It is nice and dim, except for the back dining room. A dining room! In Excuses! But that is where we saw heavy metal! I do not know if they still do shows there, but there is now a 9 table dining room with what looks like new tables and chairs and menus.
Now don’t get us wrong. This is still a dive bar with smoking, it just now seems to have a restaurant attached to the back. They also have an assortment of late-night food conveniently posted at the entrance of the bar. They also have a giant lottery machine in the bar, but we don’t really have anything to say about that.
All-and-all, it is clean and expensive for a dive-bar. But I guess when you are in the South Side your standards are a bit skewed. We would go back. We might even try the food. In closing, if you are ever in the South Side surrounded by a sea of douche-bags and sorostitutes and need to escape, this is probably a pretty safe bet.
Address:
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Games:
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Video poker, lottery
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Façade:
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Scary (for SSide)
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Scene:
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Dive
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Parking:
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Easy
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Patio/Outdoor:
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No
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Kitchen:
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Bar food (plus fuller restaurant in back)
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Cleanliness:
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Normal
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Smoking:
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1970s Pittsburgh
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Jukebox:
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Internet Crap
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Hours:
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M-Sat:10-2am, Sun:11-2am
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Cig Machine:
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Yes
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Drink Prices:
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Average (cheap for SSide)
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# taps:
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24
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Bathrooms:
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Hover
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Specials:
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Daily
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Live music:
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Sometimes
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$8
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ATM:
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Yes
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Cash Only
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Yes
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TVs:
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4
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Size:
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Average
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