Mario's South Side/Blue Lou's

To save us time, sanity, and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

smoking in Blue Lou's
smoke-free in Mario's
both full of douchebags

Address:	1510-1514 East Carson St, 15203    http://www.mariospgh.com/southside/	Games:	Pool, Darts
Façade:	Not Scary	Scene:	Serious D-Bags
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	Bar Food	Cleanliness:	Normal
Smoking:	None in Mario's, Some in Blue Lou's	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	11am-2am	Cig Machine:	No
Drink Prices:	Average	# taps:	10
Bathrooms:	Sit	Specials:	Nightly
Live music:	Sometimes	Riley Factor:	$7.00
ATM:	No	Cash Only	No
TVs:	A Lot	Size:	Friggin' Huge

Casey's Draft House

To save us time, sanity, and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

loads of tequilas

too bad you're the "midget" bar
so we just hate you

Address:	1811 East Carson St, 15203    http://www.caseysdrafthouse.com/	Games:	Boxing, Darts, Golden Tee
Façade:	Not Scary	Scene:	Tequila and Beer
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	Bar Food	Cleanliness:	Normal
Smoking:	Some	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	11am-2am	Cig Machine:	Yes
Drink Prices:	Average	# taps:	24
Bathrooms:	Sit	Specials:	Daily
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$8.50
ATM:	Yes	Cash Only	No
TVs:	7	Size:	Normal

Inn-Termission Lounge-CLOSED

To save us time, sanity, and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

Heavy-metal show
Bubble-hockey, pinball game
Poor signage, good bar

Address:	1908 East Carson St, 15203	Games:	Pool, Pinball, Bubble Hockey
Façade:	Scary	Scene:	Punk
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	None	Cleanliness:	Normal
Smoking:	Some	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	-2am	Cig Machine:	Yes
Drink Prices:	Average	# taps:	10
Bathrooms:	Sit	Specials:	Daily
Live music:	Sometimes	Riley Factor:	$8.00
ATM:	Yes	Cash Only	No
TVs:	4	Size:	Normal

Library

To save us time, sanity and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

Great place, deserves more

do not study here for sure
make sure to explore

Address:	2302 East Carson, 15203 http://www.thelibrary-pgh.com/	Games:	Pool, Darts
Façade:	Not Scary	Scene:	Upscale Southside
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	Yes
Kitchen:	Bar Food	Cleanliness:	Normal
Smoking:	None	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	11am-2am	Cig Machine:	No
Drink Prices:	Richie Rich	# taps:	10
Bathrooms:	Sit	Specials:	Happy Hour
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$10.00
ATM:	No	Cash Only	No
TVs:	Don't Know	Size:	Friggin' Huge

IVP

To save us time, sanity and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

A pizza shop bar

Killing two birds with one stop
Neither that special

Address:	2126 East Carson, 15203	Games:	Pool, Darts
Façade:	Pizza Shop	Scene:	Pizza Shop
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	Pizza	Cleanliness:	Normal
Smoking:	None	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	11am-2am	Cig Machine:	No
Drink Prices:	Normal	# taps:	12
Bathrooms:	Don't Know	Specials:	Daily
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$8.00
ATM:	Yes	Cash Only	No
TVs:	8	Size:	Normal