To save us time, sanity, and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.
smoking in Blue Lou's
smoke-free in Mario's
both full of douchebags
Address:
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Games:
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Pool, Darts
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Façade:
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Not Scary
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Scene:
| Serious D-Bags |
Parking:
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Wear Walking Shoes
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Patio/Outdoor:
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No
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Kitchen:
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Bar Food
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Cleanliness:
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Normal
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Smoking:
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None in Mario's, Some in Blue Lou's
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Jukebox:
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Internet Crap
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Hours:
| 11am-2am |
Cig Machine:
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No
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Drink Prices:
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Average
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# taps:
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10
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Bathrooms:
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Sit
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Specials:
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Nightly
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Live music:
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Sometimes
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$7.00
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ATM:
| No |
Cash Only
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No
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TVs:
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A Lot
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Size:
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Friggin' Huge
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