Mostly, Shady Grove seems like a great place to meet yuppies.
Much like hipsters, yuppies hate admitting they are yuppies, but get over it
people. Embrace your yuppie lifestyle! We are not hating here, just
observing. At any rate, this seems like one of the primo bars for single
yuppies to meet other single yuppies on a weekend night. So if that is you,
then get on down there for some making eyes at someone and then going home
disappointed.
We both had pizza here. It was ok. Our impressions were
“super-bland” and “tasted like Pizza Hut.” So...
This bar does have a purpose, but its purpose is not applicable
to us. Chances are low that we will return to the obviously named Shady
Grove any time soon.
Address:
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Games:
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Magic Touch
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Façade:
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Not Scary
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Scene:
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Shadyside Yuppie
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Parking:
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Easy
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Patio/Outdoor:
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Yes
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Kitchen:
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Bar Food
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Cleanliness:
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Nice
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Smoking:
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None
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Jukebox:
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Internet Crap
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Hours:
| 11am-2am |
Cig Machine:
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No
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Drink Prices:
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Richie Rich
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# taps:
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7
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Bathrooms:
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Sit
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Specials:
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Nightly
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Live music:
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Never
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$11.00
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ATM:
| No |
Cash Only
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No
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TVs:
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7
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Size:
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Normal
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"Much like hipsters, yuppies hate admitting they are yuppies... So if that is you, then get on down there for some making eyes at someone and then going home disappointed."
ReplyDeleteUnlike hipsters, who go to bars to make disappointed eyes at someone then go home.