Casey's Draft House

To save us time, sanity, and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

loads of tequilas

too bad you're the "midget" bar
so we just hate you

Address:	1811 East Carson St, 15203    http://www.caseysdrafthouse.com/	Games:	Boxing, Darts, Golden Tee
Façade:	Not Scary	Scene:	Tequila and Beer
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	Bar Food	Cleanliness:	Normal
Smoking:	Some	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	11am-2am	Cig Machine:	Yes
Drink Prices:	Average	# taps:	24
Bathrooms:	Sit	Specials:	Daily
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$8.50
ATM:	Yes	Cash Only	No
TVs:	7	Size:	Normal