J: Eff this place.
A: To be fair, this was bar 5 of 6 for the night so we were
well into tipsy, and all J wanted was a good old fashioned PBR.
J: Eff this place in the A. Also, I was maybe effing with them at this point. And I was most definitely drunk.
A: To which the bartender very condescendingly said, “We
don’t have PBR.”
J: Eff it.
A: Also, if you ever want a glass of bourbon on the rocks
here, get ready for an $18 bar tab. One
drink, $18. You can almost buy a whole bottle of Jim Beam for that price.
A: We are not sure what the bar’s namesake would think of
this place. We’d like to think he would hate it, and most everyone in there. We
just can’t see Andy Warhol getting down to smooth jazz.
J: Ugh. Eff this place and its stupid effing piano.
A: We did run into a friendly face, and had a lot of fun
mocking the shit out of this place.
J: That part didn’t suck.
A: I think our review can be best summed up by the last
picture we took as we left.
Address:
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Games:
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No
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Façade:
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Not Scary
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Scene:
| "Smart casual" per their website. |
Parking:
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Easy
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Patio/Outdoor:
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Yes
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Kitchen:
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Fancy Bar Food
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Cleanliness:
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Nice
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Smoking:
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None
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Jukebox:
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Effing piano
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Hours:
| 3pm-12am |
Cig Machine:
| No |
Drink Prices:
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Richie Rich
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# taps:
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5
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Bathrooms:
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Sit
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Specials:
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Happy Hour
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Live music:
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Effing piano
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$11.00
| |
ATM:
| No |
Cash Only
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No
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TVs:
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0
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Size:
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Normal
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