Levelz-CLOSED

Normally this bar would warrant a stupid South Side bar haiku, but it was so bad that it deserves a few lines. As per our recent review of Peanutz, we know that nothing good comes from changing an s to a z. And so it was at Levelz.

Whether you take the recent stabbings, the outright hatred the bartender had for us, or the overwhelming stench of bleach on a Sunday night there is absolutely no reason for anyone to go into this bar, ever. Add in the fact that the bathroom was totally unusable and had a bandage with blood on it stuck to the wall, man, you've got a winner.

Do you really care how many floors there are or whether there's a basketball game?  We're just going to tell you to avoid this place at all costs.

Edit: I guess we don't have to tell you that, the city has shut it down.

Address:	1825 East Carson St, 15203	Games:	Basketball Hoop
Façade:	Scary	Scene:	Scary and Bleached
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	Don't think so...
Kitchen:	Bar Food	Cleanliness:	Nasty
Smoking:	None	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	-2am	Cig Machine:	Yes
Drink Prices:	Average	# taps:	20
Bathrooms:	Hold It	Specials:	Nightly
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$9.00
ATM:	Yes	Cash Only	No
TVs:	>8	Size:	Friggin' Huge