Peanutz

The first sign that something is wrong is that Peanuts is spelled with a Z. Never trust a name that substitutes a Z for an S. It is only a sign of trouble to come.

The second sign was when the woman sitting next to us at the Park House said, "Ehhhhh, I really wouldn't go over there." When we explained that we had to because we were on a mission from god, she looked at us sideways and said, "Well, best do it now while it's still light out."

Walking into Peanutz we expected the worst. Our first impression was that it wasn't that bad, what was all the fuss about? It was kind of nice. We have surely been in much dingier places. Sure, our bartender had the build of a skeleton and was visibly shaking, but that happens sometimes. We ordered our beers in bottles just to be on the safe side. Pro bar tip: if you're in a questionable bar, don't order a draft.

The fun really started when we tried to use the bathrooms. The walk down to them is like the beginning of a slasher flick. The walls are just covered with plastic sheeting and it looks like the audience would be screaming at you to not go down there, not even to check out that suspicious noise. The men's room was covered in shit. The ladies' room featured stopped up toilets and a piece of someone's scalp in the sink. Oh yes, what looked at first to be a rogue piece of weave had a chunk of human scalp attached to it.

The final nail in the coffin was when a clearly pregnant girl came in and seemed, pretty clearly, to buy drugs from someone in the bar. This is the first bar that we ever bailed out of, leaving two unfinished beers in our wake.

Address:	410 East Ohio St, 15212	Games:	Claw Game
Façade:	Not Scary	Scene:	Meth?
Parking:	Easy	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	Bar Food	Cleanliness:	Bar is Normal, Bathrooms are NASTY
Smoking:	Some	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	-2am	Cig Machine:	Yes
Drink Prices:	Average	# taps:	8
Bathrooms:	Hold it	Specials:	D/K
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$9.00
ATM:	Yes	Cash Only	No
TVs:	4	Size:	Normal