IVP

To save us time, sanity and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

A pizza shop bar

Killing two birds with one stop
Neither that special

Address:	2126 East Carson, 15203	Games:	Pool, Darts
Façade:	Pizza Shop	Scene:	Pizza Shop
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	Pizza	Cleanliness:	Normal
Smoking:	None	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	11am-2am	Cig Machine:	No
Drink Prices:	Normal	# taps:	12
Bathrooms:	Don't Know	Specials:	Daily
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$8.00
ATM:	Yes	Cash Only	No
TVs:	8	Size:	Normal