White Eagle

To save us time, sanity and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

Hey what do you know

it's not nearly that scary
fear factor let down

Address:	2300 East Carson, 15203	Games:	Pool, Darts
Façade:	Scary	Scene:	Sports Dive
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	Chip Bags	Cleanliness:	Normal
Smoking:	1970's Pittsburgh	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	Don't Care	Cig Machine:	Yes
Drink Prices:	Dirt Cheap	# taps:	9
Bathrooms:	Don't Know	Specials:	Don't Care
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$7.00
ATM:	Yes	Cash Only	Yes
TVs:	2	Size:	Normal