Smokin' Joe's

To save us time, sanity and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

sticky floor, nasty smell
so many types of beer here
push through to the back

Address:	2001 East Carson, 15203  http://www.smokinjoessaloon.com/	Games:	Pool
Façade:	Not Scary	Scene:	SouthSide D-Bag
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	Bar Food	Cleanliness:	Sticky
Smoking:	None	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	Don't Know	Cig Machine:	No
Drink Prices:	Richie Rich	# taps:	60
Bathrooms:	Don't Know	Specials:	Daily
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$10.00
ATM:	Yes	Cash Only	No
TVs:	7	Size:	Normal