Green Front Inn

To save us time, sanity and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

Like a sad diner
where food is just cigarettes

death is in the air

Address:	2341 East Carson, 15203	Games:	Darts
Façade:	Scary	Scene:	Dive Diner
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	Bar Food	Cleanliness:	Normal
Smoking:	1970's Pittsburgh	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	Don't Care	Cig Machine:	No
Drink Prices:	Dirt Cheap	# taps:	0
Bathrooms:	Don't Know	Specials:	Don't Care
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$6.00
ATM:	No	Cash Only	No
TVs:	3	Size:	Normal