Margaritaville

To save us time, sanity and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

Margarita slime
Ecto-cooler in a cup
not even okay

Address:	2200 East Carson, 15203	Games:	Pool
Façade:	Not Scary	Scene:	South Side
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	Bar Food	Cleanliness:	Normal
Smoking:	None	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	Don't Care	Cig Machine:	No
Drink Prices:	Normal	# taps:	10
Bathrooms:	Don't Know	Specials:	Don't Care
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$10.00
ATM:	No	Cash Only	No
TVs:	>10	Size:	Normal