It was a dark and stormy night and we wandered into an Ultra Lounge...
Ultra Lounge. There is no way to say or read or hear that without it being douchey, right? Just sending you to their website should sum everything up: http://www.elixirpgh.com/
Sorry that we didn't warn you about the auto-play music, but it needs to be experienced in its full douchey glory.
We have to admit, Elixir is really very pretty. The actual bar is beautiful. On our dark and stormy Wednesday evening it was completely empty, but you could still smell the Aqua Di Gio and self-tanner lingering from the previous weekend. As pretty as it is, it’s just so not our scene. It's expensive, has a dress code, VIP bottle service, and a valet. If you're looking to role play as P Diddy in 2003, this is your place. Otherwise, ugh.
Address:
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Games:
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Ultra Absolutely Not
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Façade:
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Ultra
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Scene:
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Ultra Douche
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Parking:
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Ultra Valet
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Patio/Outdoor:
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Ultra No
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Kitchen:
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Ultra no food for you, fatty
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Cleanliness:
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Ultra Nice
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Smoking:
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Ultra Some
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Jukebox:
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Ultra Only House Music
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Hours:
| Ultra 5pm-2am |
Cig Machine:
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Ultra No
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Drink Prices:
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Ultra Richie Rich
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# taps:
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Ultra 8
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Bathrooms:
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Ultra Sit
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Specials:
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Ultra Happy Hour
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Live music:
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Ultra No
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Ultra $13
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ATM:
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Ultra No
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Cash Only
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Ultra No
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TVs:
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Ultra 2
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Size:
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Ultra Average
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