Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Conley's

This is one of those bars that you aren't going to go to unless you live right near it. Well, even if you live near it we're still not sure you should go there. It's not that it's terrible; it's just that it’s an average dumpy dive-bar on a street with a lot of great options.

It's cheap as hell, it's dirty and it's smoky even on a Monday night. The decor is pretty dive-bar standard: drop-ceilings and dust. The bartender very nicely wiped down the entire bar area in front of us when we sat down. We doubt the regulars such treatment.



There were a fair number of people there for a Monday and a group of guys playing pool. We were out of place there for sure. Mostly it seems like the place you get your cheap six packs from, or where you buy 40s when you're underage. They did not have Jameson, which is a big strike against a bar as far as we’re concerned.



Address:
5245 Butler St, 15201
Games:
Pool, poker
Façade:
Scary
Scene:
Drop ceilings and cigarette smoke
Parking:
Easy
Patio/Outdoor:
No
Kitchen:
None
Cleanliness:
Nasty
Smoking:
1970s Pittsburgh
Jukebox:
None
Hours:
-2am
Cig Machine:
No
Drink Prices:
Dirt Cheap
# taps:
2
Bathrooms:
Hover
Specials:
Being Cheap
Live music:
Never
$6.00
ATM:
No
Cash Only
Yes
TVs:
2
Size:
Hole in the Wall













6 comments:

  1. A dive bar without Jameson is like a motorcycle with training wheels. You can get to your destination, but it's going to be a little too safe.

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  2. Not having Jameson is still a step better than having a bottle of Jameson filled with Banker's Club.

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    1. Agreed. Excellent point. No Jameson's is better than fake Jamesons.

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    2. If you have been back to Eire six times,as I have,then you might know what you are talking about.But you don't now do you? Boyo!

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  3. I love this bar! To me its a good old fashioned Pittsburgh pub!you go there to have a few drinks and to socialize with other pittsburghers.its not church!

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