Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Stinky's

Stinky's, besides having the name Stinky's, looks like some kind of evil-bar-fortress. Just look at the picture! It has neon signs in every window on the second and third floor, but no windows on the first floor. It would make a good place to wait out a few days in a zombie attack before the inevitable betrayal of the douche-bag guy that wants to get to his boat or something like that.


We had never been to this bar, which is rare for us, and we had no clue what to expect with such an imposing facade. We were severely underwhelmed. It is just a bar, with what seems to be a much too large dining area in the back. Do they really have a dinner crowd so large that it warrants 30 tables in the back room? We have no clue and probably will not find out, but we doubt it. Seems like all that space could be used better. At any rate, holy TVs Batman! You are seriously surrounded. If you want to make sure you can see whatever sporting event you came to see in three different places, this could be your bar.


At some point, A saw one of the bartenders go into the back room and followed her to see if he could find the secret evil upstairs laboratory, something to make this place unique and exciting. When spotted, he feigned looking for the bathroom, but did learn that there is an upstairs they rent out for private parties. We are both very skeptical and are positive there is a mad beer-genius up there conducting crazy alcohol experiments.


Other than that, they have some great drink specials (see photos), the food that people were eating around us looked good and we have heard decent things about their grub. It is a smoking bar, so heads up for that. A did get a free glass for ordering a pumpkin beer, which will definitely not end up shattered in his trunk after he forgets about it months from now.


Address:
4901 Hatfield St, 15201
http://www.stinkysbarandgrill.com/
Games:
Lottery, Poker
Façade:
Scary
Scene:
Tiny Sports Bar
Parking:
Easy
Patio/Outdoor:
No
Kitchen:
Bar Food
Cleanliness:
Normal
Smoking:
Some
Jukebox:
Internet Crap
Hours:
Mon-Fri 11am-2am
Sat-Sun 12am-2am
Cig Machine:
No
Drink Prices:
Average
# taps:
10
Bathrooms:
Sit
Specials:
Daily
Live music:
Never
$10.50
ATM:
Yes
Cash Only
No
TVs:
>10
Size:
Normal




















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