Tad's on East Carson

Speaking of South-Side-Dude-Bros, we have found their secret nesting ground and witnessed their bizarre reproduction ritual. When we walked into Tad’s we knew right away we had found something special. Could it be the mythical South-Side-Dude-Bro nesting grounds?! We were excited as we took our seats and began observing the nowhere near endangered South-Side-Dude-Bros in their natural element. What we saw next shocked and amazed us. Fueled by a steady diet of $1 beers and $2 bombs, and using all the appropriate South-Side-Dude-Bro language and hand greetings, they turned their baseball caps just so, and then, right before our eyes, they started to split in two. Dude Bro Mitosis! We knew it!

If anyone knows of any scientific journals that would be likely to publish our findings, please submit them to us. We feel like this is an important scientific discovery that may lead to controlling the South-Side-Dude-Bro population.  Please have your South-Side-Dude-Bro spayed or neutered.


What else happened at Tad's? Girls were bored by their South-Side-Dude-Bro boyfriends, shots were served in the abominable ranch dressing cups, we felt super ancient, and one random old dude tried his luck with a young lady bored to tears by her own South-Side-Dude-Bro.

Address:	1109 East Carson St, 15203 http://tadsoneastcarson.com/	Games:	Pool, Darts, Pinball, Magic Touch
Façade:	A Little Scary	Scene:	South-Side-Bro-Dude
Parking:	Wear Walking Shoes	Patio/Outdoor:	No
Kitchen:	Bar Food	Cleanliness:	Normal
Smoking:	Some	Jukebox:	Internet Crap
Hours:	-2am	Cig Machine:	Yes
Drink Prices:	Dirt Cheap	# taps:	4
Bathrooms:	Hover	Specials:	$1 beers and $2 bombs
Live music:	Never	Riley Factor:	$8.00, but $7 "for us"
ATM:	No	Cash Only	No
TVs:	7	Size:	Normal