Thursday, April 18, 2013

Elixir Ultra Lounge


It was a dark and stormy night and we wandered into an Ultra Lounge...

Ultra Lounge. There is no way to say or read or hear that without it being douchey, right? Just sending you to their website should sum everything up: http://www.elixirpgh.com/ 


Sorry that we didn't warn you about the auto-play music, but it needs to be experienced in its full douchey glory.


We have to admit, Elixir is really very pretty. The actual bar is beautiful.  On our dark and stormy Wednesday evening it was completely empty, but you could still smell the Aqua Di Gio and self-tanner lingering from the previous weekend. As pretty as it is, it’s just so not our scene. It's expensive, has a dress code, VIP bottle service, and a valet. If you're looking to role play as P Diddy in 2003, this is your place. Otherwise, ugh.







Address:
1500 East Carson St, 15203 
http://www.elixirpgh.com/
Games:
Ultra Absolutely Not
Façade:
Ultra
Scene:
Ultra Douche
Parking:
Ultra Valet 
Patio/Outdoor:
Ultra No
Kitchen:
Ultra no food for you, fatty
Cleanliness:
Ultra Nice
Smoking:
Ultra Some
Jukebox:
Ultra Only House Music
Hours:
Ultra 5pm-2am
Cig Machine:
Ultra No
Drink Prices:
 Ultra Richie Rich
# taps:
Ultra 8
Bathrooms:
Ultra Sit
Specials:
Ultra Happy Hour
Live music:
Ultra No
Ultra $13
ATM:
Ultra No
Cash Only
Ultra No
TVs:
Ultra 2
Size:
Ultra Average





















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