A: J, you obviously never spend any time in Shady Side. This is a campus frat bar. If you so much as walked past it on any given weekend night (I am talking college weekends, so Thursday through Sunday,) you would be appalled and run screaming.
J: Well yeah, there’s a reason that I don’t spend any time in Shadyside at all. I can only take so many popped collars at a time. You could say that about every bar in Shadyside. At least the beer is cheap here.
A: Not EVERY bar in Shady Side. Well, define Shadyside. Ellsworth has some nice spots, and what about Mardi Gras? No popped collars in there. Do people even pop collars anymore? I digress. The beer is cheap because they are serving it to college frat boys. I mean, I guess that is ok if that is what you are looking for, but I try to avoid that place at all costs. Why don’t you give the people a run-down of what the space looks like? I would probably be a bit too harsh.
J: They’ve got a mid-sized bar and a decent number of tables a half level down from the bar. What I’m guessing really sells the place though, is the patio. It’s got a separate bar out there and plenty of tables, and an awning protecting it from some of the elements. Plus, the patio has its own cheap beer specials.Who doesn’t like to buy beer by the bucket?
A: I don’t. I don’t like beer by the
bucket. I’ll admit it.
J: Lies. I’ve seen you drink beer
buckets and like it.
A: I’ll never admit it. You have no
proof. Libel! I want to conduct an experiment. It will be called, “how long can
J stay in William Penn Tavern on a Friday night.”
J: The bartender was friendly. The
beer selection was not extensive, but the beer was cold. It’s about as close to
Yinzer as you’re going to get in Shadyside. It’s covered in some pretty tacky
Pittsburgh graffiti art. I don’t know. I’m not mad at it.
A: (rolling eyes)
Address:
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Games:
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Darts
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Façade:
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Not Scary
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Scene:
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Shadyside Sports Bar
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Parking:
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Easy
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Patio/Outdoor:
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Yes
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Kitchen:
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Bar Food
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Cleanliness:
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Normal
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Smoking:
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None (outside smoking)
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Jukebox:
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Internet Crap
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Hours:
| 11am-2am |
Cig Machine:
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No
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Drink Prices:
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Average
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# taps:
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10
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Bathrooms:
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Sit
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Specials:
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Nightly Cheap Beer
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Live music:
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Never
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$9.50
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ATM:
| Yes |
Cash Only
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No
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TVs:
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7
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Size:
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Normal
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