Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Green Front Inn

To save us time, sanity and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

Like a sad diner
where food is just cigarettes
death is in the air


Address:
2341 East Carson, 15203 
Games:
Darts
Façade:
Scary
Scene:
Dive Diner
Parking:
Wear Walking Shoes
Patio/Outdoor:
No
Kitchen:
Bar Food
Cleanliness:
Normal
Smoking:
1970's Pittsburgh
Jukebox:
Internet Crap
Hours:
Don't Care
Cig Machine:
No
Drink Prices:
Dirt Cheap
# taps:
0
Bathrooms:
Don't Know
Specials:
Don't Care
Live music:
Never
$6.00
ATM:
No
Cash Only
No
TVs:
3
Size:
Normal




















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