Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Margaritaville

To save us time, sanity and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

Margarita slime
Ecto-cooler in a cup
not even okay


Address:
2200 East Carson, 15203 
Games:
Pool 
Façade:
Not Scary
Scene:
South Side
Parking:
Wear Walking Shoes
Patio/Outdoor:
No
Kitchen:
Bar Food
Cleanliness:
Normal
Smoking:
None
Jukebox:
Internet Crap
Hours:
Don't Care
Cig Machine:
No
Drink Prices:
Normal
# taps:
10
Bathrooms:
Don't Know
Specials:
Don't Care
Live music:
Never
$10.00
ATM:
No
Cash Only
No
TVs:
>10
Size:
Normal


























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