Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Smokin' Joe's

To save us time, sanity and to keep us from writing "this is a typical South Side bar" over and over, we're taking a different approach: haiku. Assume everything you know about the South Side to be true, our haiku will fill in the gaps.

sticky floor, nasty smell
so many types of beer here
push through to the back




Address:
2001 East Carson, 15203 
http://www.smokinjoessaloon.com/
Games:
Pool
Façade:
Not Scary
Scene:
SouthSide D-Bag
Parking:
Wear Walking Shoes
Patio/Outdoor:
No
Kitchen:
Bar Food
Cleanliness:
Sticky
Smoking:
None
Jukebox:
Internet Crap
Hours:
Don't Know
Cig Machine:
No
Drink Prices:
Richie Rich
# taps:
60
Bathrooms:
Don't Know
Specials:
Daily
Live music:
Never
$10.00
ATM:
Yes
Cash Only
No
TVs:
7
Size:
Normal




















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